The following races are scheduled to be a part of the 2011 PUKE race series:
Chipotle Mile - Half a burrito before each lap. You can't PUKE until you're done, or you're DQed.
Chipotle Trifecta - Starting at the PUKE headquarters, run to three different Chipotles and consume a burrito at each before leaving for the next one, ending back at HQ. No PUKEing allowed.
The Chubby Fruitarian - Complete 26.2 miles and consume 26.2 bananas.
The UDAM Zach Gingerich Memorial Run - After Zach retires, complete the UDAM wearing basketball shorts covering the knees, Lunaracers without socks, and consuming only diet coke and candy. Training must be done exclusively on a treadmill.
Chipotle burritos must be vegetarian burritos with rice and beans, fajitas veggies, minimum one salsa, guacamole, and lettuce. Bananas must weigh a minimum average of 100 grams.
We are excited to host this prestigious race series, and look forward to the steep competition it will attract!
Slang - The act of vomiting, hurling, barfing, losing lunch, tossing cookies, ralfing, throwing up, yacking, retching, technicolour yawning, spewing, blowing chunks, and/or other forms of physical illness.
Acronym - Phoenix Ultrarunning Kids & Elders. Old school long distance runners hailing from the Sonoran Desert of central Arizona. Membership requirements: Run long, but don't take it too seriously... seriously. Club symbol: Purple Monkey Dishwasher